Note: You can hear this set to music today on 630 CHED at 8:12 with Bruce Bowie and 5:11 with J’lyn Nye and Andrew Grose.
The month of September was far from empty,
Northlands was out with Vision 2020,
A hockey venue to cost us plenty,
Premier Notley forgave Brian Jean.
Mayor Iveson said, “Make racism awkward.”
Turbans were tied at a U of A talker.
The Vader verdict may have to be doctored.
Funicular on time and on budget.
Mother Teresa , a saint with praise,
Courts unhappy with trial delays,
Judge said, “Keep knees together, always.”
Do we need a new city flag?
Redford portrait hung without ceremony,
Mascot Hunter feels love and acrimony,
Hillary and Donald both true and phony,
Lots want to lead the PCs.
Rogers place opens with a little grandeur,
Dolly Parton kept it simple and pure,
Carpools to Leduc – are you really sure?
The Idaho Stop made news.
Palmer and Kwong lived out their years,
Mylan left amid Stampeder tears,
Paper terrorism raises new fears,
And that’s what happened in September.